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[car honks]
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[frogs croaking]
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[yawns]
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[all] Where you going,
Anne?
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Uh, the mailbox.
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Sounds exciting.
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Can we come?
Please?
[grunting]
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Uh... yeah. I guess.
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[both] Yay!
Whoo-hoo!
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[squeaks]
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You know,
I used to only get the mail
to intercept my report card.
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But these days-- Huh?
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Hey, smallish humans.
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[screams]
Hey! Watch it!
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You overgrown stinkbugs!
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What did you call us?
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Sorry, sorry.
She's just a baby.
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[chuckles]
Weirdest baby
I've ever seen.
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[growls]
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Ooh! That looks fun.
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[Anne] Sprig, no!
[grunts]
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[pants]
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[Hop Pop]
A free vacation?
[gasps]
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Just for listening
to your talk?
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Well, sign me up.
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[gulping]
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Ah!
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Something wrong,
kiddo?
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Where do I start?
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Polly nearly got
in a fight.
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Hop Pop was seconds away
from getting scammed.
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And Sprig almost got
turned into wood chips.
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Wait. Sprig is made
out of wood?
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[groans]
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I'm exhausted just trying
to keep them all alive.
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[laughs] Sounds like
being a parent.
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The trick is to ease them
into the world.
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Slow and steady like how
I'm easing this egg into--
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Dang it!
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Just be patient.
This is a lot of new
for them.
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Yeah, you're right.
Slow and steady.
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[vocalizes, gasps]
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Bleh!
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Think you're tough?
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Bring it on,
humans.
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Free money?
And all I have to do is give you
my bank account numbers?
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[inhales, screaming]
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[grunting]
Nope.
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Slow and steady
ain't gonna cut it.
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You three will be dead
in two days.
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Is that a threat?
You okay, Anne?
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Here. Take this free
stress test I got
from that guy.
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No. The responsible thing
to do is to train you
all at once
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at the most chaotic
and dangerous place I know.
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The mall... where I learned
life's most important skills.
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And where you're gonna learn
the lessons you need to survive
in my world.
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[scoffs] Survive?
Your world is soft, Anne.
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Yeah. I mean,
the animals don't even try
to disembowel you.
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Yeah, we don't need
no stinking--
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[all scream]
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Ow!
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[clears throat] Proceed.
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I've come up
with a specific task
for each of you.
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First up, Polly. You need
to control your temper.
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It's drawing
too much attention,
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and we're trying
to keep a low profile.
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I say what I want
when I want!
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Maybe in Wartwood,
but not here.
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Your mission is to go
into that store
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and build a custom plushy
without fighting anyone.
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Huh. Child's play.
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Sprig,
you can't touch everything
or you're gonna lose a limb.
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But there's
so many new surfaces
and textures.
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Your mission is
to walk through that gallery
of art installations
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without touching
any of them.
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Eh,
looks simple enough.
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Finally, Hop Pop.
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You need to stop taking
free stuff.
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In my world,
everything has a price.
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Then why did they
call it "free," Anne?
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Hmm? Because they think
I'm gullible and easily scammed?
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Yep.
Oh, well, that's actually
pretty clever.
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Your mission is to make it
through Kiosk Alley
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without falling
for any free scams.
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[laughs]
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I'll be watching all of you
from up here.
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You got 20 minutes
to complete your missions.
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And if one of us
screws up?
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Then you can't be trusted
to leave the house... ever.
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No way! Scatter!
Since when do you
set the stakes?
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[all scream, grunt]
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Oh, boy.
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Piece of cake!
[blows raspberry]
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Hmm. This will do.
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Yoink, yoink.
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Hmm. No, thanks.
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Don't know why Anne thought
this would be difficult.
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Huh?
[babbles]
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[Anne] Build a custom plushy
without fighting anyone.
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Oh, hello there.
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I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
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But that's--
[spits]
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What the--
Hey, lady!
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Your chubby spawn
is ruining my work.
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Did you just call
my kid a spawn?
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[thinking] Focus, Polly.
Don't make a scene.
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[sighs]
Know what?
It's fine.
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I'll just get more--
Hey!
[babbles]
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- Hey!
-[giggling]
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Must contain fury!
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Whoa!
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Such textures
to explore.
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[gasps] Whoa!
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[grunts, giggles]
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[Anne] Then you can't be trusted
to leave the house ever.
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Whoa. It's fine.
Totally fine.
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I can just look
and appreciate
from afar.
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[humming]
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[groans]
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[pants, groans]
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[grunts]
Come on, Sprig.
Fight it.
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[groans]
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Must be some kind
of performance piece.
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Sir, how would you like
a free gift card?
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[groans]
You there, do you wanna
regrow that hair?
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I know you do.
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Hey there, handsome.
Wanna start your modeling career
with some headshots?
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Just need your ID.
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It's 100%,
no strings attached, free.
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[groaning]
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[gasps, grunts]
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[stomach rumbling]
Oof.
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It's the last time
I get sushi out of
the vending machine. Hmm?
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[gasps] Mark here.
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Got a suspicious
looking COD,
Creepy Old Dude, on radar.
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I'm in pursuit.
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[hums] So far, so good.
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The Anne Boonchuy trial by fire
is really paying off.
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OMG. Anne!
Is it really you?
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Where have you been?
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Is it true you went missing
or ran away or died
or something?
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Don't be ridiculous, Gabby.
I was just on my family's farm.
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In Alaska.
For five months.
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Well, now that you're back
I got to catch you up
on all the hot goss.
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Listen,
I'm sorta--
So...
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Bridget got mad at Carlos
'cause she thought Carlos
went to the movies with Johanna.
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But it was actually
Yoko.
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So then Yoko and Bridget
stopped being BFFs until
they both got mad at Tommy,
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because Tommy said,
"We've only been dating
since second grade.
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We're not soul mates."
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[groaning]
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I can't do this.
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These things
are just so cool.
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Yeah. And then I said,
"Dude, you're gonna get caught."
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Right? So obvious.
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Chance.
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Touch.
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Feeling.
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[chuckles]
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa!
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[screams, grunts]
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[babies babbling]
Almost done. Ha!
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00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,622
[grunts, laughs]
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00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,257
Whoa!
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[babbles]
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No! Please!
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I'm so tired!
This madness needs
to stop!
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[babbles]
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That's it!
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[screams]
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-[Polly grunts]
-[cries]
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-[grunts]
-[babbling]
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Can someone get
the manager?
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[chuckles]
Take that, Anne.
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Told you your world
was easy-pea--
[gasps]
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It can't be.
Thousands of coppers just there
for the taking.
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For free!
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They didn't know it,
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but they ended up going
to the same restaurant.
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Chance.
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[gasps]
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We got a disrober
stealing wishes in progress.
Over.
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So what started out
as a love triangle
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00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,343
is now some kind of disgusting
love rhombus.
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-[Sprig screams]
-[gasps]
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00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,046
[all screaming]
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00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,514
[grunting]
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I may have touched
something!
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Oh, shoot!
Good to see you, Gabs.
Got to go.
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00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,954
Later, Anne.
Glad you made it
back from Alaska.
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[Sprig, Polly screaming]
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00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,594
Gangway!
Angry moms coming through!
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00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:21,695
[all crying]
197
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,631
Oh. At least it can't
get any worse.
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00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,232
[Hop Pop]
Help me, Anne!
Help me!
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[screams]
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00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,236
Hop Pop,
why are you green?
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00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,471
The cursed fountain did
this to me.
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You were right, Anne!
Everything has its price.
203
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,912
Okay, first things first.
Gotta clean up this mess.
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00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,413
You're doing great,
sweetie.
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00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,249
[grunts]
[child screams]
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00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,283
[shutter clicks]
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00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,620
-[gasps]
-[grunts]
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00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,058
Honestly, I can't tell
the difference.
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00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,126
Oh, hey. Bada-bing.
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00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,264
- Ooh.
-[babies crying]
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00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,933
Can I help you,
ladies?
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00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,069
Why, yes.
We're looking
for a ruffian
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00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,271
who was making trouble
for our little angels.
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00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,673
I've got just the guy.
215
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,007
Excuse me, sir.
216
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,109
I have a number of ladies here
who would like to complain.
217
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,912
You listen here...
[all chattering]
218
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,916
Headquarters,
I've got a pack of MIDs.
That is Moms In Distress.
219
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,818
Send backup!
Send backup!
220
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,486
[woman]
...the manager.
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00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,221
[all panting]
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00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,926
[all panting]
223
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,928
Well, guess
we failed our trials.
224
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,996
Oh, you think?
225
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,264
No, no.
I'm the one who failed.
226
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,667
I shouldn't have put
you guys through all of this
in the first place.
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00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,703
It was too much,
too soon.
228
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,437
Don't feel too bad.
229
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,374
Turns out we could stand
to learn a few things
about your world.
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00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,277
I just really thought
throwing you into
the deep end would work.
231
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,279
I mean, it worked
for me in Amphibia.
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[all] Uh...
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00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,783
-[scoffing, laughing]
- Whoa!
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00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,619
You barely survived.
235
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,855
Yeah. Remember when she
was looking at her phone
236
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,124
and walked right into
that pool of quicksand?
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00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,558
[screams]
238
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,027
Or when she
was napping outside
239
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,830
and a swarm of skullsuckers
tried to carry her away?
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00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,299
[all laughing]
241
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,301
Hey, I don't remember
that last part.
242
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,138
Anne, we were always
looking out for you.
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00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,306
Even if you didn't
always notice.
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00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,575
Thanks, guys.
I had no idea.
245
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,245
And I'll try to do better
about easing you into
this place.
246
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,082
I think we need
to get Hop Pop
to a shower.
247
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,584
Oh, yes, please.
My skin is burning.